Another First Date Tip

Don't curse at me.

I would think this would be obvious, but there you have it. I'm not saying you have to keep your language squeaky-clean, just don't direct it at me. You might think you're only joking, but actually you're being crass and rude. Is this really your A-game? Only the most charming apology can get you out of this one.

(and damn you if you come up with one!)