If you want to show me you're ____, take me to ____.
The Date Night Primer on what the restaurants you choose for your dates say about you.
Are you...
Possessed of elegant and refined tastes as well as a fat wallet? Take me to Quince.
Do you also have a car? Take me to Manresa or Cyrus.
A quirky independent thinker? Take me to Canteen.
Looking to get me drunk in a tasteful way? Take me to Slanted Door or Coco500.
A massive tool? Take me to Iluna Basque.
A Eurotrash tool? Take me to Medjool.
Hip, but not a hipster? Take me to Range or Cesar.
A purist who isn't afraid to have some fun? Take me to Sebo.
A low-key guy who still appreciates quality? Take me to Luka's or Dopo.
A globetrotter who also likes the comforts of California? Take me to Dosa, Cafe Colucci, or Aziza.
Are you...
Possessed of elegant and refined tastes as well as a fat wallet? Take me to Quince.
Do you also have a car? Take me to Manresa or Cyrus.
A quirky independent thinker? Take me to Canteen.
Looking to get me drunk in a tasteful way? Take me to Slanted Door or Coco500.
A massive tool? Take me to Iluna Basque.
A Eurotrash tool? Take me to Medjool.
Hip, but not a hipster? Take me to Range or Cesar.
A purist who isn't afraid to have some fun? Take me to Sebo.
A low-key guy who still appreciates quality? Take me to Luka's or Dopo.
A globetrotter who also likes the comforts of California? Take me to Dosa, Cafe Colucci, or Aziza.
posted by Candace at 6:45 PM
1 Comments:
You forgot this one:
A broke grad student who digs value and atmosphere?
Take me to Rosamunde's and the Toronado on a Tuesday afternoon...
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